This just in: We have just received a grainy photo of what is believed to be an incredibly intoxicated Chuckie T locking lips with the purported "Wormy Dog Groupie"! While several sighting have been reported (including some potentially incriminating video footage of a yet-to-be-named "victim"), this is as close as we've come to actually having postable footage. We are currently working on obtaining that photo, and we will be posting it just as soon as we get our hands on it...... and as soon as we make sure Chuck will take it with a good sense of humor, and not get too mad as we laugh our collective ass off at him for the rest of the week!

With this kind of stuff going on up there this evening, someone might want to be sure Schwartz isn't sneaking around in the women's restroom..... Kaci, would you check on that for us??????