Hello to those of you who still drop in to check out the blog to see if I've updated it.... I guess it's your lucky day!
I'm just sitting here on the couch getting ready to go up and catch the big Stoney show (wonder who will be drinking more tonight, the celebrating Sooner fans, or the Pokes fans who will surely be making an attempt at drowning their sorrows???), and I understand from one of my undercover informants that the bar is starting to fill up. Fortunately, I have an all day pass, and won't have any trouble getting in if it's sold out! SUCKERS!!!
Apparently, there was a celebrity sighting at the Dog a couple of weeks ago. While this isn't necessarily a rare thing this time of year (last year Big and Rich popped in after a show in October, and Kid Rock came in around Christmas), we always try to make mention (also known as name dropping). I don't know what the guy's real name is, but word has it that none other than "Finch" from "American Pie" fame (probably better known as "Shitbrick") dropped in for a few brews. Now, I can't swear to this, as I didn't see it myself, but apparently he got really drunk, and, after mistakenly hitting on a man, wound up going home with two hotties (and a black eye from the man incedent). If I could get some confirmation on this story, I would REALLY appreciate it!
Also, a good friend of the family dropped by, and she made me PROMISE to mention her in the blog, or she was going to expose me. I know most of you are wondering what skeleton she was going to drag out of the closet, but she meant it in the literal sense. I, being the good, every-Sunday-church-going guy that I am, purposely didn't mention her, in hopes of being exposed, but finally gave up and just had to flash her myself.... IN HER DREAMS!!! However, I have decided that she will probably become a regular here on the Wormy Dog blog, so I've decided to come up with an alias for her (she does a lot of crazy stuff, and I wouldn't want her friends and family to know about it. Hopefully they don't recognize the panties hanging up at the main bar, especially if they hear the story of how they got there!). From now on, she will be known simply as: "Young Hillary". I'm sure you'll be hearing much more about her in the very near future. And if you're the nice, sweet, innocent girl who happened to be hanging out with her during her last outing, I hope you can still be seen in public!
Speaking of friends of the family, the Drunk Cameraman will soon be adding his two cents worth to the blog (not that it's worth two cents), and Big Silk will also be dropping by from time to time to swap drink receipes and give out love and relationship advice. I hope you all enjoy!!!
Just in case I go on another six-week drunk, and don't get back to you for awhile, I hope you all have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I'm just sitting here on the couch getting ready to go up and catch the big Stoney show (wonder who will be drinking more tonight, the celebrating Sooner fans, or the Pokes fans who will surely be making an attempt at drowning their sorrows???), and I understand from one of my undercover informants that the bar is starting to fill up. Fortunately, I have an all day pass, and won't have any trouble getting in if it's sold out! SUCKERS!!!
Apparently, there was a celebrity sighting at the Dog a couple of weeks ago. While this isn't necessarily a rare thing this time of year (last year Big and Rich popped in after a show in October, and Kid Rock came in around Christmas), we always try to make mention (also known as name dropping). I don't know what the guy's real name is, but word has it that none other than "Finch" from "American Pie" fame (probably better known as "Shitbrick") dropped in for a few brews. Now, I can't swear to this, as I didn't see it myself, but apparently he got really drunk, and, after mistakenly hitting on a man, wound up going home with two hotties (and a black eye from the man incedent). If I could get some confirmation on this story, I would REALLY appreciate it!
Also, a good friend of the family dropped by, and she made me PROMISE to mention her in the blog, or she was going to expose me. I know most of you are wondering what skeleton she was going to drag out of the closet, but she meant it in the literal sense. I, being the good, every-Sunday-church-going guy that I am, purposely didn't mention her, in hopes of being exposed, but finally gave up and just had to flash her myself.... IN HER DREAMS!!! However, I have decided that she will probably become a regular here on the Wormy Dog blog, so I've decided to come up with an alias for her (she does a lot of crazy stuff, and I wouldn't want her friends and family to know about it. Hopefully they don't recognize the panties hanging up at the main bar, especially if they hear the story of how they got there!). From now on, she will be known simply as: "Young Hillary". I'm sure you'll be hearing much more about her in the very near future. And if you're the nice, sweet, innocent girl who happened to be hanging out with her during her last outing, I hope you can still be seen in public!
Speaking of friends of the family, the Drunk Cameraman will soon be adding his two cents worth to the blog (not that it's worth two cents), and Big Silk will also be dropping by from time to time to swap drink receipes and give out love and relationship advice. I hope you all enjoy!!!
Just in case I go on another six-week drunk, and don't get back to you for awhile, I hope you all have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
